Pool floats engineered for guys with substance — not the flimsy 200lb novelty junk that taps out the second your butt cheek touches vinyl.
We got tired of buying the "jumbo" size, sitting down, and immediately touching the pool floor like a folding lawn chair. So we built a store around one radical idea: some of us have mass, and mass deserves buoyancy. Physics doesn't discriminate. Neither do we.
Sourced, stress-tested (by us, personally, in our own pools, at great personal risk), and ready to hold the line — and you.
Our flagship lounger. Named after the Titanic ironically, because unlike the Titanic, this thing actually stays up.
A full recliner with an actual backrest, because your lower back has already filed a formal complaint.
Extra-wide diameter tube built so you can get in without a running start, a spotter, or a prayer.
Two heavy-duty loungers, matching colors, zero awkward "so who's getting out first" negotiations with your buddy.
Our biggest float, period. Multi-chamber design because one puncture should ruin your day, not your entire summer.
A high-volume electric pump, because manually inflating a 700lb-rated float will end you before the pool does.
We list the real number, not the "up to" number some intern in marketing made up on a Tuesday. If it says 500lb, it means 500lb, no fine print.
Wider seats, lower centers of gravity, valves that don't judge you. Built around bigger bodies from day one, not a "large" that's just a "medium" with delusions.
Order today, floating by the weekend. No warehouse pickup, no assembly, no dignity lost anywhere near the checkout page.